ninetail-fox:

pancakes ,Harajuku

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mileskitaro:

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wodneswynn:

binches:

avvocarlo:

dark garfield

he’s so fucking hot

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

kylesquips:

kylesquips:

If you wanna date a milf you gotta play the long game fellas

Step one: get a gf

Step two: wait

unregistered-hypercam2:

psxgfx:

who else is hashtag team smash it

obliterate it

oborolover:

personsonable:

tilthat:

TIL one gallon (about 4 liters) of gasoline contains about 31,000,000 calories

via reddit.com

human daily caloric requirement is 1500 to 2500 depending on the person

1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories to satisfy that requirement for 12400 to 20600 days, or about 34 to 56.5 years

therefore, if i chug a gallon of gasoline, i won’t need to eat for the rest of my life

strictly speaking you’re absolutely correct

sunkiisu:

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